pizza
Mollie: you should get a paddle with words cut out
me: oooh. what should it say?
Mollie: cabbage.
me: i'm not getting cabbage spanked onto my ass either
Mollie: YOU'RE A PRUDE.
"pizza"!!!
your 2 passions: spanking and pizza
coming together on the planes of your ass
me: haha
i'd do that
