i have a crush on this dude from so you think you can dance. his name is twitch. he mad fine. men do not dance like that where i live. i’m constantly faced with a sea of hipster dudes that enjoy suffocating their dicks in tight girl jeans as they ride their fixed gear bikes to dive bars where they spend the evening drowning themselves in well whiskey and pbr. the men need to start bringin the heat to the dance floor. so hot.