i went on a date monday, with this guy i know. it went well enough, although at one point, he told me that he once got in a fight with a guy, broke a bottle over his head, and then stabbed him with it. 

we are going out again next week. 

last night, my friend told me, “you need to find a guy that showers and has never done time.”

i know guys like that. they’re shitty dancers.