i was bedding down with the dude i d/dd/l/f the other night. our pre-deed pillow talk: 

him: so…you ever fucked a dude in a band before? 

me: nope, i never have. ever. 

him: well, you are in luck then. 

me: why, you know a guy? 

him: well…i’m in a band. 

me: oh yeah? i had no idea. what’s it called?

him: hootie and the blowfish. 

i laughed so hard i almost couldn’t fuck. 

almost.