i tripped on mushrooms for the first time ever the friday before last. it was pretty fun. mild, but fun. me and the dude i date/don’t date/love/fuck split 3 chocolates, and i don’t think they were concentrated enough. i mean, i was definitely fucked up (i spent 35 minutes reading a 7-page pop up book, briefly mistook his dog for a possum and went to a drive-in and demanded a banana), but i wasn’t seeing crazy things or colors or anything anyone described. one thing i did take away from the experience: 

mushrooms=screaming orgasms.

we had some of the best sex we have ever had (and this is a dude that knows how to sling a dick). 

no wonder they call it a gateway drug.