i went to a sweaty yoga class for the first time in weeks. there is one instructor there that i’ve been wanting to instruct me for a while, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. i looked pretty gross considering i hadn’t exercised in weeks, but i didn’t really care. it was mat to mat all over the studio. about an hour into class we took a break in child’s pose. i always do this pose knees apart. i guess it just feels better to have my legs spread open. anyway, the instructor came over to help me ease further into the pose by pushing down on my lower back. my legs were so covered in sweat that when he pushed down they slid and spread apart even further. we both laughed. then, i went home and masturbated for 15 min.