B0NER PATR0L
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You can warn your friendz, but that doesn't mean they'll listen to you
Me: Don't sweat him. He's a fucker. Keep in mind that when I was hanging out with him, he was all hung up on a 19 year old.
Her: Yeah, but I saw pictures of her and she was hot!
Me: Uh, she was OKAY. Besides all chicks that are fresh outta high school are hot. I was the hottest piece of meat on the plate TEN years ago.
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