- the high school nerd, robbie develops a crush on the cheerleading captain, dana. he can’t quite pinpoint if it’s the longing gaze in dana’s eyes or her bountiful bosom, that attracts him. robbie follows her home from school to realize that she’s the bride of frankenstein. teaching this electrifying beauty the meaning of love becomes the most challenging task robbie has ever had to endure.

- the school’s outcast, bakari, has a severe skin condition that forces him to constantly wrap bandages all over his body for protection. when paired up for a science project with kate, the hot new girl, a friendship quickly flourishes. adventure and romance ensue when the girl realizes that it isn’t a skin affliction that forces bakari to cover his skin, but he is actually a thousand-year old egyptian mummy. only when they’re together does unraveling the bandages reveal bakari as his living self and not his current rotted condition from years of decay within a pyramid. his glistening, well-sculpted torso is nothing short of spectacular as kate unveils bakari for the first time.

- danny is a foster home kid that is constantly getting bullied at school. he goes on a quest to find his true parents when strange events begin to occur. he begins to wake up after having vividly real dreams about nightclub adventures, 5 hour sex sessions with beautiful women, cocaine parties with the local drug lords and high speed car chases. he soon discovers that these aren’t just dreams. danny soon meets high school bad girl, tess. she seems to be the only one that can truly tame his unexplained wild side. with the help of tess, danny uncovers the startling truth that he is in fact the son of dr. jeykll and mr. hyde.

- johnny rides a motorcycle to school and he plays by his own rules. all the girls fawn over him, but he seems reluctant to give into any of their advances. gina is the bookworm type. johnny feels drawn to her because she is the type he can trust. gina can’t quite figure out what sets johnny apart from the pack. it seems that he is hiding ancient secrets that can’t be explained. she can’t decide if it’s lust or terror that she feels when she’s with him. her curiosity leads her to research johnny’s past and comes to the startling conclusion that she is in love with cthulhu.