i’ve been single for a total of two days and have already been propositioned for sex on the internet once. you don’t know this, but i like to write gross rap lyrics in my spare time. the dude, in an attempt to appeal to two of my main interests, basically said that he wanted to get busy and then write rap lyrics about our sex afterwards… but only if it’s dirty enough. i haven’t even really told anyone i’m single yet. he’s got ballz.

in reference to a previous post about us preferring to have sex with carnivores; he’s vegan and straightedge. i’m sure his cum tastes like a vanilla milkshake, but not so sure i’m ready to go on that ride yet. i’ve been single for two days! i’m sure my crotch is already reeking of availability, but give me a break.

finally, i’d like to address one of my boner patrol partners that posts the majority of what you see here - are you happy that you may or may not (with high probability of may) be seeing more posts from me?