B0NER PATR0L
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i don’t pay good attention.

(at a party saturday)

“girl, i just fucked b___. my knees are still shaking!”

“whoa. where—the bathroom?”

“no—”

“in your car?”

“no, right over there against the side of the house.”

“WHAT? i was just standing over there!”

“i know. girl, you are so drunk.”