Body Teenie, Big Weenie
Her: how was the date?
me: so after we left the bar, we went to this skincare/spa place that he co-owns with one of his exgirlfriends and he let me steal some nice products. we listened to grizzly bear... and then made out on like this massage table
Her: wtf hahahaha
me: and i got dirt all over the nice sheets on the table from my boots
Her: random date
me: and he was like 'whatever fuck it'
Her: was it good?
me: i felt his boner thru his jeans... he's got a big jewish dick. i'm supposed to hang out with him again on sunday. i'm like 99% sure i'm gonna bone him.
Her: hahaha he looks like he is confident in bed
me: i'm sure he is. the makeouts are pretty hot, he is so short compared to most dudez i d8. i don't really care though.
ok, 4real...
i let him suck my titties.
Her: hahahahaha
I just burst outload laughing
"for real girl, I gave him some nip"
me: i did though. then he tried to go in for my crotch, but i'm riding the crimson wave... so i just pretended like i'm really lady like and don't do shit like that on the first date.
Her: hahahahahahahahahaha
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