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oh man

i had a 5 hour conversation w/ r last night. we exchanged our favorite pornography links, talked about what we get out of different positions, and discussed our mutual personal fantasies. given that my wank material strays pretty far into the dark purple (violet, if you will), it took some prodding. seriously—stuff i thought i’d take to the grave. then he told me that one of his JO fantasies is getting a blowjob in a men’s room from a dirty skank and, not only did i not feel so bad about my own mental imagery, but i fell even more in love with him.

he’s stopping in columbia for one night tonight on his way to florida.

he’ll be here in an hour. 

i am VERY excited.