i was talking to my bf on the phone while watching The Next Karate kid. i confessed that, while it is not a good film per se, i always thoroughly enjoy viewing it. he admitted that he felt the same way, then went on to confide that when he was younger, he used to masturbate while watching it.

“i’m in love with a man that jerked off to karate kid?!” i exclaimed.

“i was 16! i don’t think you could name a film that i didn’t jerk off to.”

i considered this and relented—after all, i almost certainly rubbed one out to ralph macchio in my curious teens.

the next time i fuck him, i’m going to tell him to sweep the leg.