you may or may not have noticed a lack in updates on bonerpatrol. i have been hesitant to post updates in the past few months, as i am currently in a loving, non-fucked-up relationship. 3 things have swayed me:

1. i received word that there is an avid reader that requested more updates.

2. i got the green light from the ol’ ball and chain.

3. the above-mentioned B and C is hung like a mule and i have had many kinky and hilarious encounters with him. 

it would be selfish NOT to post. 

i hope my own postings inspire my co-contributor, who is currently single and swimming in a sea of dongs.